Charlie Brooker’s Screenwipe 2016 because the way things are going it could be the series finale. And by series I mean life on Earth.
29 December | 10pm | BBC Two
The Halcyon, glamour, glitz, love and political intrigue at this classy hotel should help offset the misery of dry January.
2 January | 9pm | ITV
Cunk on Christmas is my festive pic as just like Philomena I’m also on a festive mission to track down the true meaning of Christmas, and find out exactly what it is he wants.
29th December | 10pm | BBC2.
The Great Christmas Bake-Off – last time we’ll have the dream team all together in one tent. Plus my all-time favourite contestants Howard and James are back.
Christmas Day | 4.45pm | BBC 1
Mariah’s world – i”m looking for some 2017 wardrobe inspo.
Sunday’s | 9pm | E!
The QI Christmas Special and Screenwipe, mainly to see if Charlie Brooker will gloat about his Black Mirror predictions
QI | 22 December | 10pm | BBC 2